This Flying Purple People Eater doesn’t have one eye or one horn, but it does have the potential to eat you up, cuz once you get in you are never going to want to get out! It’s a gray and purple hammock big enough to fit you and a friend for a nice nap, or even for an overnight campout. And with a name like “One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.” How could anyone in their right mind even dream of saying no to this beauty?!
If you’ve shopped around at all for a camping hammock, you know there are a lot of options out there. You’re probably wondering, “Why should I choose Hobo Hammocks?” Easy. Here’s why:
- When you choose Hobo Hammocks, you are supporting a noble cause. That’s because for every hammock we sell, we provide a free meal to the homeless!
- If you buy from one of our competitors, you’re likely to pay $70-$100, plus another $15-$40 for straps. With us, you get the whole set up with straps included for MUCH less!
- All of our hammocks come with an unlimited lifetime warranty. They weigh under 2 pounds with straps, and we’ve tested them up to 540 lbs, so if you somehow manage to break yours we will be very impressed and excited to hear the story. Then we’ll send you a new hammock for FREE!!! We have confidence in our hammocks so you can too!
In summary: we’re serving the needy, saving you time and money, hooking you up with the package deal, and getting it to you fast.
Hobo Hammocks Gray and Purple Hammock – You’re Welcome!